Legendary Adventurer Gifts

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Warrior Woman

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

You had me at vintage.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Life stripped bare

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Chattanooga choo choo

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Other Fiction

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

Hermes

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."