Mythological Adventurer Gifts

Sailing on the River Styxx

Hermes

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

Frog Prince

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"I'll be right back."

Business witch

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Terry Pratchett

Heavenly Ships

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

The Paranormal Society...

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

"You will be going on a long journey..."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed