Mythical World Adventurer Gifts

'You'll need to fill out this w-9 tax form before the tooth fairy can leave any money.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Sleeping Beauty

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

Business witch

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I'll be right back."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Terry Pratchett

The Paranormal Society...

Hermes

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'I see lot's of water...'

"You will be going on a long journey..."