Mythical World Explorer Gifts

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Hey, Atlas!...Leave it out.'

Mars

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Sleeping Beauty

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Mummy Beggar

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I have grave news."

Business witch

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'