Mythical Tale Explorer Gifts

Freia and her golden apples

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Warrior Woman

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Nostradamus.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

Business witch

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I have grave news."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."