Magic Tale Explorer Gifts

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Warrior Woman

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Frog Prince

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Ghostship

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Palm Reader...

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I have grave news."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

Rum Mage Sale Today

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."