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One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Warrior Woman

The Frog Prince

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Ghostship

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I have grave news."

Business witch

Palm Reader...

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Rum Mage Sale Today

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships