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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Aeneas

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Ghostship

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Freia and her golden apples

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Peter

Mermaids

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Klytaemnestra

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Brunhilda

John Milton

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'

Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

'With head, hands,wings, or feet, pursues his way,And swims, or sinks, or wades, or creeps, or flies.'

Sad Eurydice