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"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'With head, hands,wings, or feet, pursues his way,And swims, or sinks, or wades, or creeps, or flies.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

John Milton

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Chiller Theatre

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'