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"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.