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"Their population is no longer sustainable so we may as well eat them."

"Just you wait!"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

"I wonder if it's safe to come out yet. . ."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"We went on a trip and, when we came back, the house was taken over by these mammals."

Why the dodo became extinct

And this is your great, great, great, great, great Aunt Sally... Course, she's extinct now, rest her soul.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"What difference does it make WHOSE fault it was?"

"What do you mean it's not mine?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pastorius wonders why.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Needs to get a life"

65 Million Years Ago

"I shop, therefore I am."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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