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"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Chiller Theatre

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

65 Million Years Ago

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"