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Dinosaur in Office

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Casting in the swamp.

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

A Kangermoo

Centaur falls in love.

"Something nocturnal."

The Centaur of Attention.

For services to Tourism. . .

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Man takes mermaid to vet.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Mammoth

"We've got to fit a brace."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'