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Centaur falls in love.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."