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'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

A Kangermoo

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Beauty and the Beast

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous