Whimsical Creature Enthusiast Gifts

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

A Kangermoo

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Meowlzebub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Mermaids in love

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous