Mythical Creature Enthusiast Gifts

"Do we have time for this?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

"We've voted you off the island."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'Because I don't like unicorns, that's why!'

'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

'It looks to me as though the Yeti's into line dancing'

'Did you hear something?'

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

'Ah, Mr. Cyclops, your glass is ready!'

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

"He's looking for a comb."

'The analyst is NOT there to fulfill your neurotic desires.'

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Any hallucinations since we changed your medication?"

'How many times have you been told not to follow mommy too closely?'

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

"Yes, Larry, I know you just have to go out tonight, but try not to eat anyone, I'm making a lovely frittata for breakfast!"

'Well, some spiders might come inside when it gets colder, but don't worry, they're harmless!'

'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

'Well this could be a problem.'

Cow Dragon

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'Those look stunning. How do they feel?'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Were-rolf