Mythical Creature Aficionados Gifts

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?

"Hey, I gotta make a living the rest of the year too. Give me a break, here."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'