Mythical Creature Lovers Gifts

"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

A vampire preferring to use a napkin when sucking blood.

"We never spend any time with my friends either!"

"You're from Transylvania? Which part?"

Pinhead never received the same worldwide recognition as his older cousin Bigfoot.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'I told you there might be some side-effects from the medication.'

When dragons fall on hard times...fire sale.

'It's all three or none of us!'

'Is this the woman who broke into your room and stole your teeth?'

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

'It's a Vapire.'

Medusa comes in for an eye exam

Golf Ambush

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.