Mythical Creature Lover Gifts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

The Elliot Ness monster.

Mermaid Romance

Barbecuing a bit of a dragon

"I got it off the dark web."

'There's that hissing again.'

'That's a sure way of getting on the endangered-species list.'

Visiting Gargoyle.

"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

Walking the...whatever.

"Trick or trample!"

"Call me an old grouch, but I find his whimsical observations annoying."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Come on, you can break a hundred dollar note: You have stacks of change...'

'Hey, what sign are you?'

"Yet another example of the very fabric of society falling apart..."

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

Bigfoot?! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever called me!

You looked different during our video chat.

The veracity of the "Nessie" picture was made less likely by Bigfoot's photobomb.

Coronavirus

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Woman leaves baby changing station with a monster baby.

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

"Maybe it's someone you drank."

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"You believe in me. That's all that matters!"