Fantasy Creature Lover Gifts

Little girl brings home a big dinosaur.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Love at First Sight

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'