Legendary Creature Lover Gifts

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Viking Loch Ness

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Mermaids in love

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Meowlzebub

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."