Large Creature Lover Gifts

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

Monster Clown

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

For services to Tourism. . .

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

Pygmy giant squid

WARNING! Armed Response.

"this"

"She's very affectionate!"

Giant bird.

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

Yeti

Giant Squid attack

"I'm thinking about getting my teeth capped."