Giant Creature Aficionado Gifts

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Casting in the swamp.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Centaur falls in love.

'Another Scotch?'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Munster Island.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.