Giant Creature Aficionado Prints

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Casting in the swamp.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'Another Scotch?'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

Centaur falls in love.

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Munster Island.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'I call him Franken-penguin.'