Giant Creature Fans Prints

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'

Love at First Sight

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Phoenix

The next damn Batman.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"How am I rampaging?"

Le Roi Kong

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Giant bird.