Giant Creature Fanatic Prints

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Monster Clown

"I feel all tingly."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Centaur falls in love.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"Trick or trample!"

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Le Roi Kong

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

Giant bird.

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'