Mythical Creature Fanatic Prints

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

Gullibility and Loch Ness Monster Sightings

Bumbles bounce

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.