Mythological Creature Fan Prints

'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."