Mythical Fanatic Prints

Weigh station

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Swiss army knife

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.