Giant Creature Fans Gifts

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Y'know, Jimmy, this murderous rampage thing used to be fun, but now, it's just another job!'

Love at First Sight

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Phoenix

The next damn Batman.

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Le Roi Kong

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"How am I rampaging?"

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"