Giant Monster Fans Gifts

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Zombie pet tricks.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Monster Clown

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well, we got the grant."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.