Monster Fan Gifts

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"The doctor said your cholesterol is a little high, but everything else looks normal."

'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

'That's a good question, Godzilla. Class, is threatening to stomp on someone's house considered bullying?'

Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.

'I'm what you might call a people-person'.

'You've changed.'

'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'

Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'

Occupational Therapy

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Hey - no feet on the seats...'

"They say he's a man of many parts."

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Come to think of it...there is garlic in the soup.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

The Scream and Monsters

"Hardly a comprehensive biography"

Vampire with a violin

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."

Monster Party HQ. Would the invisible man be a good political candidate? He's transparent but not a man of substance.