Giant Monster Fan Gifts

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Zombie pet tricks.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

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