Giant Monster Fan Gifts

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor