Mythical Giant Fan Gifts

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

Atlasyphus.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

Monster Roller Coaster

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Brancusi.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'