Giant Animal Fan Gifts

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Wolf Karaoke

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'