Imaginative Animal Fan Gifts

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'