Artistic-animals-fan Gifts

"The antelopes managed to confuse and stop the predator in its tracks by starting an impromptu interpretive dance..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Dog on a harp

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'