Giant Cat Fan Gifts

Sleepy cat

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Litter Tray Training

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.