Cat Fan With A Twist Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Pet Cemetery.

Meowlzebub

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

"You're fired."

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

'My wish didn't come true...'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

Cat Cinema

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'I'm not a cat, you fool! I'm a terrier!'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'