Cat Fan With A Twist Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Meowlzebub

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Bat

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

"The rumor going around is that dog food is cats and cat food is dogs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'You don't want to eat me. I eat garbage. Find yourself something more organic.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

Cat Cinema

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'I'm not a cat, you fool! I'm a terrier!'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'