Christmas Fan With A Twist Gifts

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Accept cookies?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'Santa's blotto.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

It's a girl!

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."