Christmas Fan With A Twist Prints

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Accept cookies?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Santa's blotto.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

It's a girl!

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."