Whimsical Holiday Fan Prints

Christmas Star

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Santa's blotto.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Castaways at Christmas

Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'

'Am I next?'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'where do you plug it in?'

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"I thought you only came once a year."

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

'I just love Christmas!'

A Centipede's Christmas

Christmas Lights

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

'Peace on Earth!'

"This is by far my favorite store."

Photos with Decapitated Santa