Whimsical Holiday Fan T-Shirts

Christmas Star

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Santa's blotto.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Castaways at Christmas

'Am I next?'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'where do you plug it in?'

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

'She's dead alright. The question is: did she jump, or was she pushed?'

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"I thought you only came once a year."

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

Christmas Lights

A Centipede's Christmas

'I just love Christmas!'

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

'Peace on Earth!'

"This is by far my favorite store."

'Congratulations! I'm giving you the sack!'

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