Festive Holiday Fan T-Shirts

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

Cat at the piano

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'