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'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

The Salivation army.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Recycled Flake

Balloon ski lift

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'