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'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Snowman

Meet Santa's entourage

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Easter Candy Island.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I just love these casual fridays."

Back to the Holidays

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Christmas Dwarves

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

Balloon ski lift

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?