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'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Salivation army.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Christmas reunions!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Adam Smith

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Happy New Year!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Happy New Year!

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

Five Gold Rings