Festivity Fans Pillows

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

The Salivation army.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

Adam Smith

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

inflation at Christmas

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Happy New Year!

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.