Festive Fan Pillows

"And where were you on the night of December 24th?"

Christmas Plunger

Merry Christmask!

Angel

'I just love the holidays. It's such a happy time of year!'

"I can't sit on his lap. I'm Santa Claustrophobic"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"No doubt you already know if I'm a good cop or a bad cop."

Twelve drummers drumming

"What the hell am I selling today?!"

Dog Chasing Santa

"All I'm saying, dear, is that even though you do make a great Santa Claus, you kind of suck as the Easter Bunny!"

"Could you drop this card off at my sisters house in Australia, I forgot to post it."

"Well it looks like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

Holiday Star

Christmas reunions!

"I believe you're Santa, but Spike isn't so easily convinced."

Ten Lords a Leaping

Christmas Musicians

Choir

"My wife is very festive. Maybe too festive."

inflation at Christmas

Santa Present Golfing

"Shopping! Baking! Wrapping! Shipping! Traffic! Cooking! Relatives! Double-Digit Weight Gain!. . ."

'Are you having anyone over this xmas Troy?'

Meet Santa's entourage

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"I love these old decorations!"

"You have to go back out – you missed a kid in Western Tasmania."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I'm delighted to let my beloved brother pass out presents to the good little boys and girls, so long as I can take care of the rest!"

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

A xmas tree pops out of a book on trees

Robin on Santa's shoulder

King is born.